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Title: Mr. and Mrs. Ohmiya (drabble series - <1000 words)
Author: Andy-chan (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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antimiya88)Pairing: Ohmiya
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya) :P
Rating: R
Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?
Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan
For my beloved waifu shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6
shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6
Part 7
“AIBA!” Masaki gulped at the hearing of his boss’ voice on the phone. “COME INTO MY OFFICE NOW!”
When he entered the office he found a ready to explode Jun. “Tell me… You were born this way or something happened during your early childhood?!”
Masaki looked at him frowning. “I’m afraid I don’t understand… sir” he mumbled under his breath.
“Of course you don’t! Your stupidity… Congenital or acquired?! How the hell did you miss the fact that Ninomiya is married to Sakurai’s Ohno Satoshi?! TELL ME! WHY THE HELL AM I PAYING YOU IDIOT?!” Jun had already smoked four cigarettes and was on his way to lit up the fifth.
“S- Sir… I have searched all the data in all countries that gay marriage is legal and there was no registration on the name of Ninomiya Kazunari… I can open the system once again and show it to you…”
Jun was left alone and did the research himself four times. Nothing. But then… His hands froze on the keyboard. His right hand clenched into a fist and his eyes closed tightly. Sakurai… This bastard!
He dialed the number he had once swear he would never ever call in his life.
“And I was wondering when you will call… Junny!” Jun was ready to smash the phone when he heard the sarcastic tone from the other end of the line.
“Shut your fucking mouth up Shoko!” he heard another laugh, irritating him even more.
“Tell me… why did it take you so long to figure out about our lovebirds?” Jun said nothing. So the other knew…
“Or… you didn’t?! It was your employee himself who told you?! You’re the same as always…” Jun hated to listen to the other’s mocking laughs.
“Just to give you a hint baby… You do know about kanji… I suppose… I knew about Satoshi since the day I hired him… He used to work on his own but after his marriage I guess he wanted to have an extra monthly income… You know it might be oxymoron but despite his dark side he surely shared some deep family orientated feelings!”
“Why did you put him on Yamaguchi’s case?” Matsumoto asked even though he knew the answer.
“Because I didn’t forget…baby… So here’s your chance to prove to me that you ARE the man you always declared so proudly that you were! Nice to hear your voice sweetie!”
Matsumoto kept listening to the beeps. The other had already hung up. He felt his fury burning him even more. He launched the search system once again. He couldn’t believe the other had found another chance to mock him like that. This time he typed Ohno’s name first but still nothing. Kanji… What did he…?! AHHHH! He tried a few more combinations… “That’s why?! Ninomiya… you are so screwed!”
***
“Sir?” Jun heard Nino’s voice behind the door.
“You may come in…” Jun could see the confused stare of the other. He smiled and pointed at the chair on Nino’s right.
“Please look at this”
Nino did as he was told:
Las Vegas NV (Registration number 234654/12.10.2007)
Ohno Satoshi (大野 聡) M – Ninomiya Kazuya (二宮 和也) F
“Clever, aren’t you?! Your beloved husband chose another kanji while you chose another romanji! As you also decided to pretend the cute bride! It was inevitable not to get caught by the system…” Jun was already at Nino’s side.
Nino dared not to turn his gaze to his boss who had now lowered so that his face was at the same height with him.
“You have 24 hours to kill him. Forget Yamaguchi. If you don’t, then you will be the target. Understood?” Nino gulped but nodded. “Oh! I forgot to mention… you’re doing this for free… I will decide when you will get paid again! You may leave!”
Nino left the office and headed to the elevator. Once the doors were closed he looked at his idol on the mirror. “I have to kill Satoshi and I won’t get any money?! How cruel is that?!”
***
“My dear Ohno I was waiting for you!” Satoshi had entered his boss’ office with his head lowered. He knew he had screwed it up this time. Sho was sitting on his big leather chair, looking outside the window. “I’ve tolerated enough of your failures. I don’t care how much of a whore is your little bitch on bed. What I want is Ninomiya Kazunari dead in the next 24 hours. Got it?”
Satoshi’s eyes bulged. How could he know about...? Sho turned around slowly with a smirk on his face. “Don’t look so surprised. I know EVERYTHING… So… If this Nino of yours chooses to play Cleopatra I would suggest you play Octavian and not Marc Antony… You remember what happened to him right?!”
Satoshi simply nodded. “If you fail… I’m afraid I’ll have to become Octavian myself… You may go now!”
Satoshi had already taken what was necessary and headed to his car. He started the engine knowing that there was no way back. “Why didn’t I think about cosplaying Cleopatra before?! He would have nailed it…” Satoshi sighed. “But I guess… we can’t have everything in this life, can we?”
***
Nino was already back to their apartment, waiting for him in the dark. Everything was ready. He still couldn’t believe he was tricked by the big teddy bear on the sofa. He wished he had bought time with Matsumoto, so that he could leave the country with Satoshi but now there was no way back. He heard the door open and his hand took a better hold of his gun.
Nino could see Satoshi’s shadow coming closer to his hiding spot.
“Hey… kitty kitty kitty… daddy’s home!”
One - two - three. Nino suddenly got out of his hiding spot and blocked his husband with his body, his gun pointing straight into his heart.
Satoshi smirked. “Show me what you get… my little slut!”
TO BE CONTINUED…
A.N. Hello minna!!! :) Part 7 is up! yay! Sakumoto had their interaction! Sho knew about Ohno but Jun didn't know about Nino... This explanation is a part of its explanation! (I hope it was alright since me and kanji are complete strangers - thank God google translation exists! XDDD) There's more that will be revealed later!!! :P You'll see!
As a historian I couldn't avoid the reference... But in my eyes Nino/Cleopatra would be quite hot - I loved the eyeliner he was wearing in the nissan cm! ;)
Also... what does the end mean???!!! Next part: NC-17! *smirks* The
Anyway I stop here...
I hoped you enjoyed it and comments as always are <333!!!
See you soon! ^_^
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