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Title: Mr. and Mrs. Ohmiya (drabble series - <1000 words)
Author: Andy-chan (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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antimiya88)Pairing: Ohmiya (This chapter Sakumoto and ?????)
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya) :P
Rating: R
Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?
Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan
For my beloved waifu shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3
shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3Part 11
“Junny!” Jun wanted to scream when he heard the voice he hated the most behind him. Why the hell is he here as well?! Damn it! He took a deep breath and turned around to meet the widely smirking face of Sakurai Sho.
“Shoko!” He said as mockingly as possible. “From what I see, your cheeks are in their way to become round balloons! Good for you!”
Sho’s smirk disappeared, giving Jun a sentiment of satisfaction. Bitch!
Jun and Sho were in front of their employees’ apartment. The 24 hours had passed but there was no sign of neither Satoshi nor Nino.
“Don’t tell me you actually believe, or maybe hope, that you will come across some scene, taken out from Romeo and Juliette…” Sho said mockingly. “When you will admit that you’re a sick romantic soul… having the heart of a pure woman?!”
Jun moved a bit closer, looking at Sho intensively. “When you will admit that you’re afraid of almost everything, like heights or even cockroaches, closing your eyes and whining like a pure girl who seeks the protection of her man…”
Sho frowned but said nothing in return.
“I have no time for stupid arguments now!” he took off his gun and aimed in the lock, forcing the door to open. They both went inside just to find an empty apartment; if what they came across could be described as an apartment.
“Damn it!” Jun cursed as he searched all the rooms, finding no trace of neither of them.
“At least they tried…” Sho said folding his hands in front of his chest.
“Damn it!” Jun was still moving around feeling his anger getting more and more frustrated knowing that he had lost the game.
“Easy there…” Sho came closer to Jun. “Impatient as always” Jun was desperately trying to remain calm. Don’t fall in his trap… you know him Jun… you know him too well.
“Why did you put this Ohno on Yamaguchi’s case?” Jun said looking straight into the other’s eyes.
“Because you had provoked me and I’d never let such a chance unexploited. I still remember your words: ‘I’m the man in our relationship’” Sho burst into laughs. “Then, to prove your masculinity you entered the same business as me… It’s funny how incapable you are but I had to prove it: put you in the dilemma to make two lovers kill each other or not. I was curious of your choice” Sho came closer and brushed softly Jun’s cheek to his lips. “…since you were always romantic”
“As you were always arrogant and selfish!”
Sho burst into laughs. “Why?! Because I knew better what you would like?! When will you admit it?” his fingers caressed Jun’s arms slowly coming up, closer to his neck.
“If I remember correctly, I had backed down, suggesting that we could top in turns” Jun replied angrily.
Sho’s thumb brushed Jun’s lips. “No honey… Sho never EVER bottoms… no matter who he has in front of him” He made some steps away. “Oh! Before I leave… Tamamoto’s case was pure gold! Thanks Junny!” Sho winked mischievously.
Jun frowned and turned his back to Sho. “How the hell could you possibly know about Tamamoto?! I had taken the job just two days ago” What the hell?! Has he put bugs on my system?! How on… Jun didn’t have the chance to finish his thoughts as he heard Sho’s voice and someone else’s steps.
“I was waiting for you baby…” Jun turned around to be left dumbfounded. It can’t be… It definitely can’t be…
The other man that had just entered the room was smirking widely at Jun, who was still trying to process everything.
“Tell me Matsumoto… is it congenital or acquired? Your stupidity… I mean!” the man burst into laughs before turning the other way around, facing Sho.
“I missed you babe!” he said in a whining way, as he wrapped his hands around the other’s neck claiming his lips demandingly.
Aiba…
Jun was left there watching them kissing noisily, hungrily as Sho’s hand’s came to cup Masaki’s butt, moving their hips together. They broke the kiss only when they needed to grasp some air.
Sho looked at the shocked expression on Jun’s face and smirked. “Let me introduce you Aiba Masaki – former number one host in Roppongi, known as Ryu”
Masaki looked at Jun while his hands were resting on Sho’s hips, in a way that he was clearly declaring what was his.
“Guess what?! All this time… I was not working for you but for my baby… I was the one who gave him all the necessary information… I was the one who put a few alterations in the system so you couldn’t find out about Ninomiya… I was the one behind everything… So let us clear some things first… if I was the stupid then what are you?!” a hoarse laugh echoed in the room.
Masaki came closer to Jun without breaking the eye contact. “I would suggest you to stop being all that pretentious when in reality you’re nothing but a useless shit” he came even closer to Jun just to be able to whisper in the latter’s ear. “Oh… and having Sho fucking you… is hell and paradise combined” he moved a bit backwards. “Your loss…” he added licking his lips sensually.
“Come puppy…” Sho threw his arm around Masaki’s shoulders. “Bye Junny! I hope you got your answer!”
***
Jun was speechless. He didn’t know for how much time he remained in the exact same spot when suddenly he felt his phone vibrating.
From: Unknown number
You know… if you ever decide to accept your position
you can call me. I’d never say no to you… Junny!
“BASTARD!”
Jun almost smashed the phone in his palm when he saw it vibrating again.
“Now what?!” he said, still can’t believing what had happened.
From: Unknown number
As for Ohno and Ninomiya, I’m afraid you won’t be able to find them…
At least within borders…
TO BE CONTINUED…
A.N. Minna! ^_^ The update is super fast ne???!!! Soooo here's the chapter about Sakumoto aaaaandd my surprise!!!! My Sakuraiba heart couldn't actually handle Sakumoto so I had to find the 'golden mean'... I haven't put an end to Sakumoto as you saw (it's all up to Jun XD) but I just couldn't put them together happily in the end! Author's quirk! XDDD I don't really know if there was someone who expected that from Aiba but I can totally see him being like that (sneaky and sexy) - probably because I'm totally biased! :P
Anyway... I wanted it to be funny and yes I love arrogant Sho!!!
Apart from that you can find a hint about Ohmiya! ;) I promise the last part is not a drabble is 1000+ words dedicated to the pervert duo!!!
It will be posted on Sunday! :D
I really hope you enjoyed it and comments as always are <333!!!
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