Title: Mr. and Mrs. Ohmiya (drabble series - <1000 words - THIS ONE: ~1.400 words!)

Author: Andy-chan (antimiya88)

Pairing: Ohmiya

Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya)  :P

Rating: R / NC-17(ish)

Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?

Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan

For my beloved waifu shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3


Part 1   /   Part 2   /   Part 3   /   Part 4   /   Part 5   /   Part 6 /   Part 7   /   Part 8   /   Part 9 /   Part 10 /

Part 11

“Welcome to Hawaii! Business or pleasure?”

Nino and Satoshi looked at each other smirking. “I guess both…” It was Nino the one who answered the clerk at the airport who sealed their passports.

“Enjoy your stay Mr. and Mrs. I…mean Mr. … Ohmiya” the couple was almost ready to burst into laughs but managed to hold them back.

“Here we are…” the taxi stopped in front of a big two-storey house.

“Do you like it Mrs. Ohmiya?!” Satoshi whispered at Nino’s ear seductively.

Nino looked back at his husband smirking as his hand came to grab the latter’s butt. “I love it!”

Nino got into the house looking eagerly at all the rooms.

“Baby… will you help me with the stuff?” Satoshi whined as he brought another luggage inside.

Nino leaned on the doorframe close to the entrance with his hands crossed in front of his chest. “Well… since I’m Mrs. Ohmiya I think I’ll pass… it’s kind of rude to ask your delicate wife something like that…”

Satoshi looked at his husband frowning.

“Don’t frown baby… it will just make you wrinkle earlier… Now hurry up because I want to take a nap and with all that noise I can’t… I’m not you!”

“Nino…” Satoshi’s tone was warning.

“What?! You want us to take a nap together…?!” Nino came closer to Satoshi, his nose dangerously close to the latter’s skin, as he softly sniffed the crook of his neck. “I’d never say no to that…” he added mischievously.

“Just…” Nino kept looking at Satoshi with a smirk. “Shut up and help me!” Satoshi said almost coldly and moved away to take the luggage into their new bedroom.

Nino pouted. Fine but if you come later asking for lovey-dovey moments you won’t get anything mister!

It was a week ago that they had bought the house and two days since they got their new passports under the names of Ohmiya Satoshi and Ohmiya Kazunari, all thanks to Satoshi’s friends. Nino never dared to ask more about them but he knew that it was yakuza.

After 5 hours most of the stuff was at its place, giving the couple the chance to relax. It was almost dark. They were sitting at the biggest veranda, looking at the sea.

Nino was curled up into his husband’s arms. “If I wasn’t mad at you I would so like us to fuck here like rabbits…” Satoshi couldn’t tell whether Nino told that to himself or him and muffled a laugh.

“What if I can make you change your mind?” Satoshi said teasingly.

“No way…” Nino replied stubbornly.

“Follow me…” Satoshi whispered in his ear, as he stood up and took Nino by the hand, leading him to the living room. “Close your eyes…” his voice was soft, making Nino obey without further questions.

“Open them…” Nino gasped. In front of him there was a brand new wii 10^th anniversary Super Mario limited edition along with all his favorite games.

His eyes were glittering. “Wait for me at the veranda” he said without looking at his husband.

I know you too well baby… Satoshi thought satisfied with himself as he made himself comfortable on the fluffy blanket that was spread on the wooden floor, flushed with anticipation.

“I’m sorry for making you wait… master…” Satoshi’s eyes bulged. There was Nino, dressed up as a playboy rabbit. His slim body was covered by a tight black corset, mesh stockings, kept in place with the help of a garter, while around his neck there was a small bow tie. To complete the image, on top of his head he had put a headband with two pink furry rabbit’s ears.

Oh my fucking Gosh… I knew all that money I spent on that stupid wii would pay me back somehow… Satoshi could already feel his member getting hard and sweat running down his temple.

Nino came closer bringing out as much slutty innocence as possible. “I was wondering… would master let me ride him here on the veranda?” he tilted his head on one side, looking straight at Satoshi with big puppy eyes.

Satoshi smirked. “You can ride me as much as you want… u-sa-gi-chan!”

“Maaaasteeeeeeer…”
***


Two weeks ago…


“Do you think he’s that stupid?” Satoshi asked frowning.

Nino crossed his hands in front of his chest. “I’m telling you it’s ok! Now let me ring the bell!”

“May I ask who this is?!”

“Yes… I’m Yamada Tarou and the one next to me is Naruse Ryo. We are…” he coughed a bit making Satoshi smirk. “Yamaguchi-san’s friends…”

“Please come in”

The door opened revealing a huge garden. “That’s when we’re talking about luxury”

“Nino please… move your feet and stop making useless comments… We’re here because we have a job…”

“…that I came up with…”

 Satoshi sighed. “Yes… I know… But now focus!”

Nino was ready to talk back but a butler came to welcome them. “Yamaguchi-san is waiting for you in his office. Please follow me…”

“Yamaguchi-san they’re here”

“Thank you Shinagawa. You may leave now and I don’t want any kind of interruption. Am I clear?”

“Yes sir” The butler bowed and left closing the door behind him.

Yamaguchi looked at them surprised for sure but in a positive way. “May I ask how you two…”

Nino made a step forward. “Well Yamaguchi-san I happened to see you with Naruse-san back then at the restaurant and I got very sad… I thought perhaps… I was not liked by Yamaguchi-san so I had to leave… but then…” his voice almost cracked. “Then… I saw your message… and it made me happy… Two days later I… I met him and he told me how much he liked you as well and I… I mean… We…” Nino bit his lower lip guiltily. “We decided that we don’t care if we have to share you since we like you so much…”

Satoshi was looking at his husband with a raised eyebrow. He should have searched his luck to Hollywood… pity such an unexploited talent in acting…

Yamaguchi on the other hand was licking his lips, already excited from what he had heard. “So you’re saying that we can all have fun together?!”

Nino looked at him with big puppy eyes that were shining, as if his biggest dream was about to come true. “YES!” he answered enthusiastically.

“Then… follow me…”

Yamaguchi pressed a button that made half of the bookcase open, revealing a secret room. He entered followed by the couple. After a couple of minutes he was already naked lied down on his back in the middle of the big bed that was in the middle of the empty room. “I want Tarou-chan to fuck my mouth and Ryo-chan fuck my ass” his voice was hoarse.

Smirking both took their places on top of the old man and started moving fast, rough. Their gazes were locked in each other’s making them even more excited than they would normally be considering what they had underneath them.
***

It was two o’ clock in the morning. “I can’t believe we both got paid for that sick old pervert…”

Nino smirked. “Never underestimate my calculations… Giving completely different meeting points the exact same hour was the obvious thing to do since we had different employers who yet know nothing about our bosses’ status!”

They were in Satoshi’s boat. “Just wait a couple of days and we will be in America baby… free…”
***


One month later…


“Ohmiya’s speaking…” Satoshi turned around and looked at his husband who had just woken up. “No problem. In a few hours it will be solved”

“Another case?!” Nino mumbled still being sleepy. Satoshi nodded as he sat on the bed, kissing Nino’s cheek.

“Can you go?” Nino asked while his fingers were tracing Satoshi’s naked, well sculpted torso.

Satoshi sighed. “Me again?”

Nino pouted. “Please! I haven’t passed the third level on that new Arashi game yet…”

“Fine… but then prepare yourself for a loooooong night afterwards…” Satoshi said smirking.

Nino licked his lips provocatively. “I’m always prepared… baby…”





THE END






A.N. Soooooooo here's the last part!!!!! ^_^
They have escaped far away and launched their own business! Clever huh?! Ohno made all the preparations for their leave and Nino thought about the money - of course! XD
I *coughs* couldn't avoid some sex/role play between them since they're just too obsessed with it! loooool
As for Jun!!! I know... I know that I'm Sakuraiba biased and not so fond of Sakumoto BUT tomorrow you'll have a small bonus of Jun AND slutty Ohmiya because I'm not a cruel person! You could call it an epilogue?! I don't know... :P Everyone should get what he truly deserves!!! ;)

I enjoyed it very much writing this story!!! And I hope you enjoyed it reading it too!!! I would love to read your thoughts about it!!! It was my first attempt to write a crack/humorous story! :D

I try to remain positive though I'm really pissed off with the famous page: fanfic journal since I found out that almost half of my fics are reposted there without my permission... *sighs* I've already complained and I hope they will delete everything... but still it's rude and I don't want to lock my fics...

Anyway... I won't focus on that... I prefer to focus on slutty Ohmiya!!! XDD


My waifu I really hope you liked your present till the end! ;)





Love you all!!!!! <33333