Title: Do you need anything else, Sir?

Author: Andy-chan (antimiya88)

Pairings: Ohmiya (main), Junba (side)

Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, (slight) Crack

Rating: R

Summary: Jun, Masaki and Nino are three friends who dream to have their debut as a band. But unfortunately they need money. In order not to miss their chance, Nino is decided to take the risk and work for the richest family of their neighborhood. The only problem is that the family's only son is Nino's high school crush and that the position is the one of a maid. Could that solve their problems or create even more?

Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu belongs to his Oh-chan

The man in front of him smiled and made Nino space to come in. “Please Ninomiya-san come in…”

Nino did as he was said to find himself into a room that from what it seemed it was the lobby. The floor was made from white marble and everything seemed expensive; too expensive. There was a large painting across the room that covered almost the whole wall. Nino had no idea of contemporary painters but it looked original. He could also see some of the finest China being displayed behind glass walls. Nino’s eyes bulged as he realized there was a small red light at the corner, indicating that it was connected to an alarm. Just how much money do they have?!

Nino was left to look around like an idiot when he heard the man’s voice again. “Miss…”

Nino looked at him and bowed as he smiled shyly.

“I’m… I’m sorry, Sir!”

“My name is Sakurai Sho. I’m the butler and the one who’s responsible for the recruitment. Please follow me…”

Nino couldn’t do anything else but follow him to a room at the end of the way too long corridor at their right. It was much simpler, and Nino guessed, that this was the domestic staff’s rooms.

Sakurai showed him a chair in front of a small desk while he took the one opposite him.

“I will have to inform you that even if I’m satisfied, your final acceptance or not will be master’s choice”

Nino nodded shyly. He couldn’t understand though why the masters would care in such detail for their service staff. I guess the weird prince would only be part of a weird family.

“In your CV you wrote that you have experience. Have you ever worked as a maid and if so why did you leave?”

Nino gulped wishing his face would remain calm. “I… I’ve never been a maid in my life, Sir. I’m only 19 years old” Nino could look how Sakurai’s face reacted to his words.  “I come from a poor family and I’m the oldest sister. My parents used to work till late so I was the responsible one for my little brothers and sisters and I… I’m very confident in my skills but I’m also a very fast learner. I’m more than keen to improve myself. Please Sir! I really need this job! I’ll make sure that you won’t regret the fact that you hired me! My friend spoke of this family with the best words. Please!”

Nino knew that he sounded more desperate than he should. But no matter what, he wanted to debut and even if he wasn’t so fond of the idea, he knew well that it was their only choice.

He was lost in his thoughts when he heard Sakurai’s soft laugh. “It’s ok Ninomiya-san. You should relax. As far as I’m concerned, I believe you have what it takes to be hired. You were the most enthusiastic candidate so I’ll give you the chance”

Nino couldn’t believe his ears. “Thank you so much Sir! I won’t disappoint you! I promise!”

Sakurai cleared his throat discreetly. “Ninomiya-san… you do remember what I said about the final choice, right?! I just gave you the chance to be tested; the final decision is master’s”

Nino sighed, lowering his head. Of course it wouldn’t be that easy…

“Please make sure you’re here tomorrow at 8 o’ clock in the morning. Then, you will know whether you’re hired or not. Do you have any questions?”

Nino shook his head negatively. “No, Sir”

Sakurai stood up and headed to the door that connected the room to the garden. “It’s for not coming across the other staff. Master’s orders” Nino said nothing and just walked to the door. They are so weird… perhaps that’s why the salary is so high.

He smiled and started walking outside when he heard water splashes on his left. He turned curiously his head. It was him… his high school crush who had just dived into the pool. Even if he didn’t want to, his feet had gotten stuck on the ground unable to leave the spot.

It wasn’t but minutes later that he saw him getting off the water and coming closer to him. He did have a crush on high school but the man in front of him was no longer the ‘weird prince’… he was transformed into the ‘weird king’. He could have never guessed that Ohno Satoshi would have such a sculpted body, such perfect toned abs. He saw him grabbing a pair of glasses before coming to stand right in front of him.

“May I ask who are you and why were you staring at me?” his tone was strict and somehow cold.

“I… I’m sorry, Sir…”

“You’re a candidate for the position of the maid, am I right?” Satoshi continued on the same tone.

“Yes Sir…” Nino mumbled, lowering his head. This wasn’t going well.

“What’s your name miss?”

Nino gulped. “Ninomiya Kazuko, Sir”

“Ninomiya-san, I’ll give you two friendly pieces of advice” Nino frowned a bit, not knowing what to expect. “Firstly, the service staff’s prime virtue is to be as discreet as possible and secondly, everyone’s calling me young master not sir. Am I clear?”

All Nino could do was to nod. “You may leave now… Ninomiya Kazuko-san” without saying anything else, Satoshi left Nino and dived once again into the pool.

Nino shook his head and ran. He had just got out of the mansion and he could feel his legs shaking as he leaned on the wall behind him.

 “Where the hell am I getting myself into?”
***

“Young master, are you pleased?” Sakurai asked Satoshi who was now lying by the pool, enjoying the sun.

“Yes Sakurai… Very pleased indeed!” was his reply as a smirk appeared on his lips.
………………………………………..


Nino knocked on the door for the fifth time. “Where the hell are they?” He wanted to get into the apartment as soon as possible. “Ok… that’s it!” he found the extra key behind the small box next to the door and got inside to freeze.

Seeing Masaki’s face literally buried between Jun’s bare thighs was certainly not what he expected to see in front of him.

“What did I do to come across this?” he whined as he stormed to the bathroom, without throwing the couple a second glance. He knew they were the two biggest perverts he had ever met, but even at noon?!

He had just become ‘Kazunari’ again when he heard Masaki’s cheerful as ever voice calling him.

“You are disgusting!” Nino said as he sat in the corner of the living room.

“It’s not our fault you entered the apartment like that…”

“Yes… after I had knocked on the door for several minutes… Do you remember that I was ‘Kazuko’ or you forgot that as well?!”

“I’ll go put some juice. I’m thirsty” Masaki said to lighten up the atmosphere.

Nino smirked. “Why? Didn’t you have enough already?!”

“You’re just jealous!”

“As if!” Nino snapped quickly.

Jun sighed. “I’m sorry to interrupt your pointless arguing here but do you plan on telling us if you got the job or not?”

“I thought you’d never ask!” Nino said ironically. “For your information, I did pass the first phase…”

Jun frowned. “Why there are more?”

“For some reason the final decision rests on the masters. I have to be there tomorrow at 8 o’clock sharply”

“Weirdos…” Masaki said as he came back from the kitchen

“Yeah… Tell me about it…” Nino mumbled trying to get rid of all the negative thoughts.
***

Nino had been trying on different combinations on clothing and make-up for hours, since Jun was never satisfied. He was aiming for the perfect ‘hire-able’ image, so Nino found himself, be bombarded with questions like ‘how much light was there in the rooms’, ‘from which angle’ and other totally irrelevant questions.

Nino was at his limits. “You know J… No matter what you do your capabilities as a stylist won’t be recognized”

“But it has to be perfect…” Jun said as he placed a flower decorated ribbon on Nino’s head.  “Cute!” Jun said finally proud of the result.

“J…”

“Hn?!”

“I’ll punch you…”

“With those hamburger hands?!”

Nino smirked as he leaned closer. “Be careful… don’t provoke me because I’ll show your baby that photo of yours with the eyebrows of Dracula” Jun goggled.

Satisfied, Nino walked towards the door. “Wish me luck!” because I’ll definitely need it…
……………………………….


He was once again in front of the Ohnos mansion. You can do it!

“Good morning miss. Follow me please” It was Sakurai that welcomed him.

Nino said nothing in return and followed the butler to a part of the house in the opposite direction from yesterday. He entered a big room that he would swear it was an aquarium if it was not for the king size bed across the room.

“The master will be here in a minute” Sakurai bowed and left Nino alone. His attention was drawn by the multicolored tropical fishes behind the glass. “Who would want to look at those the first thing in the morning?” he said in a mocking way.

“Me…” The last thing he expected was an answer and that voice…

He turned around to be left dumbfounded. In front of him there was Ohno Satoshi, a sexy Ohno Satoshi, dressed in a light blue sweater on top of a white shirt and a pair of tight dark jeans.

“Don’t look like that… Sakurai told you that the final decision rests on the master. Well…” Satoshi sat at the edge of the bed, crossing his legs while having a triumphant smirk on his face. “It happens that the master is me”

Nino couldn’t hold it back. “You? But… but you’re the young master…”

Satoshi burst into laughs as he stood up and walked slowly towards Nino. “Yes… but since you will work for me, I believe I am the one who will decide whether you fit my requirements or not”

Nino could feel his heart beat accelerating dangerously. “You?! I will work for you?!”

Satoshi leaned even closer, having Nino now trapped between him and the wall. “Tell me you didn’t realize for which job you were applying…” Nino gulped trying to ignore how close he was to Satoshi. The latter sighed. “Let me inform you then miss… You applied for the post of my personal maid…”

“Wh- what?” Nino mumbled but Satoshi didn’t let him complete his sentence.

“Oh and one more thing… You should know I’m very difficult to please…”

“I… You…” Nino was so out of place that he had forgotten all the proper ways to speak his own language.

“I’ve seen enough… You’re hired” Nino frowned. How the hell did I get the job?! I wasn’t asked to do anything…

“Don’t look so troubled. I saw what I wanted to see… and you have everything I’m looking for… in a maid” Nino didn’t miss the almost wicked smirk that Satoshi had on his face as he was speaking.

“You should only worry about completing your tasks successfully. You’ll only have to listen to me and you’ll be fine” Satoshi grabbed softly Nino’s chin making him look straight into the eyes.  “To put it in other words… if we were a team then I would be… the leader. Understood?”



TO BE CONTINUED…





A.N. Soooo here's part 2! ^^ For those who guessed that Sho was the butler you guessed right! It suits him right?! XD
We had a small *coughs* scene with Junba - I believe those two are the worst perverts among Arashi so... yeah... and some of Jun's perfectionism. I still remember how he was demanding to know how far the lights were in the making of 'Beautiful days' pv and how Nino couldn't handle it! XDD
Aaaaand we had our first Ohmiya interaction! How did you find the 'weird prince'? I'm not sure if this is what you were expecting but our riidaa will make sure to give Nino a hard time!!! And there's more!!! I could only leave some hints... You'll find out later! ;) And OF COURSE Nino would be Ohno's personal maid!!! You understand why right?! XD
Anyway I stop rambling here! :D

I hope you enjoyed it and as always your comments are <333!!!