Title: Vicious and Sturdy (Drabble Series - <1.000 words)

Author: Andy-chan (antimiya88)

Pairings: Ohmiya, Junba

Genre: AU, Humor, Crack, Romance

Rating: R

Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Matsumoto Jun are two young men who enjoy defying law and rules. Nino is the 'mind' and Jun is the careful executioner and they both know that they're invincible together. Their targets are usually the members of the rich 'booboisie'; from treachery to thievery, they do everything in order to accomplish their goal. Their biggest target is the son of the most powerful man in Japan to whom they finally managed to come closer. Everything goes by the plan when a mysterious couple makes its presence. Could it be that the latters' arrival means problems or not?

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the boys, unfortunately.

Saturday, 18:30
Matsumoto Jun & Ninomiya Kazunari’s apartment
Somewhere in the east suburbs of Tokyo



“Where the hell is my beer?” Jun growled from the kitchen causing Nino to smirk.

“How am I supposed to know?” he replied innocently as he continued playing on his Wii.

“Do you think I’m stupid? You took it, didn’t you?”

“I didn’t take your beer, I took a beer that was left on the kitchen counter. I know how to read and believe me, I didn’t find a label with your name on it! Though it wasn’t the best… it wasn’t cold…”

“You bastard!” Jun was fuming. He had just get back home and he needed a beer to chill out.

“That’s why we are partners, right?” Nino replied flashing him a wide smile.

“You knew that today I would work…”

 Nino stood up from the floor. “All you did was to threaten anonymously that old politician wolfie after having sent him the photos of the night you passed together, with him being on his fours with a dildo stuck in his ass and that fabulous leather collar around his fat neck… And I think I don’t have to remind you that you had a complete face treatment afterwards…”

“You checked my diary…?”

Nino patted the other’s shoulder. “I didn’t need to! I know it by heart, honey! Every Monday you go to the gym, every Wednesday to the spa and every Friday to have your face treated… I guess a diva’s life isn’t that easy after all!”

“Shut up!”

“I love you too!” Nino said sending him a kiss in the air.


 ***


20:00
Ohno Satoshi & Aiba Masaki’s apartment
Somewhere in the west suburbs of Tokyo



“You are soooo sweet, yes you are! Do you know it? Tell me, do you?”

Satoshi looked up from his computer. “You know that you won’t get any reply no matter how many times you try, right?”

“I know it, Oh-chan!” the taller man grabbed the poodle puppy and came closer to the other. “But it’s so cute… I can’t help myself!”

Satoshi sighed. “Whatever!”

“But tell me what are you doing? You are on this computer for five hours already!”

“We just came to Tokyo… I have to find out where the local rich Booboisie usually hang out! We should already start business! It’s not going to be like Osaka… I’m sure it will be tougher here… bigger city, more rivals!”

Masaki giggled. “Don’t worry! They won’t know where it came from!”

Satoshi smirked as he noted down an address. “Tell me, are you interested in having a warm up tonight?”

“Will there be a reward?” Masaki asked his tongue already licking his lower lip.

“It’s a downtown club… the ‘must’ destination as they call it! We find the targets, we fuck them and then take some souvenirs… the usual way…”

Masaki’s eyes sparkled at the hearing of this, as he turned to look at the puppy he was holding. “Did you hear that? Papa will have some fun tonight… yes he will…”

Satoshi was left looking at the other who went to his bedroom to get ready. “How the hell he’s capable of combining such cuteness and boldness in the same time is at least intriguing!”


***


22:30
At Black Lagoon Club



“Lately, we always come here!” Jun muttered under his breath as he stepped inside.

“If you don’t like it, then we can break our partnership…” Nino replied and headed straight to the sofas located at the back.

“Why do you have to bring things to the limits?!” Jun asked as he sat next to him.

“Because you never admit that you can’t find a better partner?!”

“I never said that you are not good at work!”

“I’m not simply good, honey… I’m the best! A little angel-looking devil; something you won’t achieve, no matter how many face treatments you get!”

Jun limited to only throw a death glare to the other. “So… the plan?”

“To get laid… it’s already been two weeks!” Nino said pouting.

“I meant work!” Jun said obviously irritated.

“I’ll tell you if you go to the bar and bring our drinks like a good boy!”

Jun ticked his tongue against his teeth. He knew that Nino had a reason to be there… but was also very stubborn and Jun wouldn’t get anything from him unless he did as asked.

Nino smiled triumphantly as he sipped some of the gin and tonic. “Delicious!”

“So?” Jun asked impatiently.

“We came here for these!” Nino was holding two invitations.

“Invitations to where?!” Jun asked frowning.

“I’m sure you have heard about the fashionable illegal gambling going on during the latest weeks…”

“You mean it’s taking place here?”

“Yes… behind that door over there to be more accurate…” Nino pointed at a small door at their right.

“And why didn’t I know anything?”

“Cause you’re impatient and…” Nino suddenly stopped speaking. The sexiest chubby face had just appeared in front of him. His tongue came to brush his lips. Who the hell are you, babe?!


***


23:00
At Dark Lagoon club



“I can’t come to decide, Oh-chan! That one has great ass, but that one over there looks fit… what should I do?”

Satoshi wasn’t listening. His eyes had focused on that small figured guy who was sitting on one of the sofas.

“Oh-chan! I’m talking to you…” Masaki took no answer and followed his friend’s stare just to whistle playfully. “Now that’s what I call sexy!”

“Interested in playing along?” Satoshi asked smirking, knowing that the man sitting next to his target fulfilled Masaki’s criteria the best way possible.

“You know I prefer teamwork…”

“We shouldn’t leave them waiting then…”

---

“Nino! Why did you call them here? We should organize our-”

“Tomorrow!” Nino snapped at Jun. “Now, I want to have some fun and…” he smirked, noticing how Jun’s eyes had focused on the taller one. “…I know you want it too!”





TO BE CONTINUED…








A.N. Minna here's the first part of the drabble series I had told you about! ^_^ This time it will be Ohmiya and Junba (surpriiiise xDDD) but yes, I decided to work on a different pairing this time! ;D And it's a comedy! Finally, after so much angst and drama, ne?! I hope you'll like it but as you can see from the banner I couldn't resist when I saw this particular pic from Tennen! ;)
As for 'Ai no Honoo' the update is coming tomorrow for those who haven't given up on it yet! I finally found the time to continue properly! ><" I know it's way too late but you will have it! I'd never abandon it! *bows* I know I have no excuse but since my rl is being such a b***h lately, I decided to write this drabble series because it will be easier for me to update normally! I had an appointment with my professor this week and it required a loooot of work but thankfully it went quite well *sighs relieved* and apart from that, on Thursday I flew from Paris back to Athens... Yesterday I was sleeping all day and today I finally managed to catch up with Arashi and Lj!

Hontou ni sumimasen deshita!!!


I really hope you enjoyed it and as always your comments are <333!!!



See you very soon! ^_^