Title: Mr. and Mrs. Ohmiya (drabble series - <1000 words)
Author: Andy-chan (
antimiya88)
Pairing: Ohmiya
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya) :P
Rating: R
Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?
Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan
A.N. Ok... I think everyone can tell where this came from right?! *coughs* but it won't be exactly like the movie just the basic idea! ^_^ It's my first time writing an exclusively Ohmiya fic and I'm excited about it! ^_^
My beloved waifu Audris
shoyuko_audris I really hope you'll like it! <3
Part 1
“I’ve missed you so much baby!” Nino couldn’t restrain himself from attacking his husband as soon as he got into their apartment. Satoshi was away for four whole days. He still couldn’t understand why he would run to catch every single bakery conference in the country, or whatever that was, but what he definitely knew was that he had missed him.
“Ni- Nino… stop… I didn’t even take my coat off…” Satoshi managed to say with difficulty as he was locked between the wall next to the entrance and his husband’s body, surprised as always, by the smooth and fast moves of his husband.
“That’s your problem?!” Nino smirked as he made some space between them just to be able to remove the coat and throw it on the floor next to him. “Problem solved…” his voice was husky.
“Ni-” Satoshi didn’t have the strength to speak as he felt a hot mouth devouring his sensitive spot slightly behind his ear.
Nino stopped for a minute and looked at his husband smirking. “You were saying?” his tone was obviously mischievous as the same mischievous was his knee that kept brushing Satoshi’s crotch. “Well?” Nino raised an eyebrow knowing that he had won this round.
The next minute he was thrown on the floor, grabbed forcefully by his wrists. “I was saying to just shut the fuck up… you’re the one who asked for it…”
Nino bit his lower lip and closed his eyes as he felt the other attacking him. I so love this part of yours Ohno Satoshi… that was the last rational thought his brain could make before getting lost to pleasure.
***
“Satoshiiiii” Nino whined as he tried to sit up. “Why did you leave me sleep on the floor you moron? Now it doesn’t only hurts down there but my whole body!”
The other man who seemed to have already taken a shower, made himself comfortable on the sofa, holding a cup of tea. “I warned you…”
Nino frowned. Yes… he had been warned but that didn’t actually mean that Satoshi should have let him sleep after their, admittedly, super intensive session on the floor.
“You’re cruel!” he shouted as he tried to stand up. “You’ll come begging me and I will refuse it! We’ll see it then!” Nino added, satisfied with himself and headed to the bathroom.
The moment his hand grabbed the door handle though, he heard what he wished the least.
“I’m sorry babe but it’s you who’s the sex addict not me. You were the one who attacked me as soon as I entered the apartment… remember?” Satoshi was speaking all bossy… again!
Nino’s grip on the handle became so tight that the knuckles on his hand turned white. Nino you must stay strong… you’re trained to control your emotions… you can do it… It was only with Satoshi that needed to take a couple of deep breaths in order to calm down. That man knew how to pull the right strings. He hated and loved it in the same time.
***
Bzzz bzzz bzzz
Shit… what now? “Just a moment Toshi… you don’t have to play pause…I’ve seen this movie again” he stormed out of the living room and closed himself in the bedroom.
“What?” he asked as low as possible.
“Why are you whispering?”
Nino chuckled softly. “Why do you think Aibaka?! I’m at home… Can you tell me what this is about?”
“Boss… he wants you to be the one in charge of the next mission”
Nino was rubbing his forehead. Impossible… “But I’m on vacation…”
“Boss said that’s you who’s the most suitable for the job and he did mention that your payment will be the double from usual”
Nino thought about it once more. “Double?!”
“Yes! Please Nino… you have to be here tomorrow morning by 8 o’ clock. I’ll be in trouble if you don’t come…”
“Got it… got it! So stop whining Aibaka!”
“Don’t call me Aib-” Nino hang up the phone smirking. If it’s double… then it changes…
“Baby who was it?” Satoshi asked casually from the sofa.
Nino walked towards him smiling and curled up next to his husband. “Katayama… the sales manager. It seems like there’s a special electronics expo for professionals and they want me to go as the most suitable…”
Satoshi looked at him obviously disappointed. “That means that you will have to leave? But I just came…”
Nino roosted in Satoshi’s arms. “But they will pay me double… I can’t turn it down baby… You are the same enthusiastic over your job, aren’t you?”
Satoshi didn’t say anything.
Nino pecked his lips. “Now let’s watch the movie and relax! Ok?!”
I’m sorry that I lie to you baby… but I can’t quit… if I do most probably they will kill me…
***
“Your next target is another assassin. He’s in the field longer than you so you have to be careful not to get caught. He’s said to be a genius, despite his looks!” Matsumoto Jun, his boss, was explaining to him all the necessary information.
Nino was already typing everything on his computer. Yes… he was a professional assassin… though he preferred to use the term agent… who would always kill, fast and painlessly. He didn’t care who the target was. All he wanted was to have the job done.
“And why is he the target?” Nino asked curious.
“You remember the Yamaguchi case three months ago?”
“Yes?!” Nino replied frowning.
“He was the one behind the minister’s wife’s manipulation that made our whole plan go in vain in the end… But the game isn’t over yet. Yamaguchi isn’t dead. We mustn’t repeat the same mistake. You have to lure him and after you get access to all the necessary information you kill him. Look at the screen please”
Nino did as his boss said just to freeze.
Name: Ohno Satoshi
Age: 34 years old
Height: 166 cm
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
“Here’s the folder with all the details of his life till now. You have a month! Fail is not an option Ninomiya!” Matsumoto said before leaving Nino alone in the main operation room.
Nino kept staring at the screen blankly. Oh-no Sa-to-shi… What… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
TO BE CONTINUED...
A.N. Once again my waifu Otanjoubi Omedetou!!! <3
Minna ^_^ I didn't expect to write this one but anyway the idea came and I really enjoy it! I hope you'll like it! As for the length... It somehow depends on you... if you like it or not... :P
Comments are always <333!
Author: Andy-chan (
Pairing: Ohmiya
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya) :P
Rating: R
Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?
Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan
A.N. Ok... I think everyone can tell where this came from right?! *coughs* but it won't be exactly like the movie just the basic idea! ^_^ It's my first time writing an exclusively Ohmiya fic and I'm excited about it! ^_^
My beloved waifu Audris
Part 1
“I’ve missed you so much baby!” Nino couldn’t restrain himself from attacking his husband as soon as he got into their apartment. Satoshi was away for four whole days. He still couldn’t understand why he would run to catch every single bakery conference in the country, or whatever that was, but what he definitely knew was that he had missed him.
“Ni- Nino… stop… I didn’t even take my coat off…” Satoshi managed to say with difficulty as he was locked between the wall next to the entrance and his husband’s body, surprised as always, by the smooth and fast moves of his husband.
“That’s your problem?!” Nino smirked as he made some space between them just to be able to remove the coat and throw it on the floor next to him. “Problem solved…” his voice was husky.
“Ni-” Satoshi didn’t have the strength to speak as he felt a hot mouth devouring his sensitive spot slightly behind his ear.
Nino stopped for a minute and looked at his husband smirking. “You were saying?” his tone was obviously mischievous as the same mischievous was his knee that kept brushing Satoshi’s crotch. “Well?” Nino raised an eyebrow knowing that he had won this round.
The next minute he was thrown on the floor, grabbed forcefully by his wrists. “I was saying to just shut the fuck up… you’re the one who asked for it…”
Nino bit his lower lip and closed his eyes as he felt the other attacking him. I so love this part of yours Ohno Satoshi… that was the last rational thought his brain could make before getting lost to pleasure.
***
“Satoshiiiii” Nino whined as he tried to sit up. “Why did you leave me sleep on the floor you moron? Now it doesn’t only hurts down there but my whole body!”
The other man who seemed to have already taken a shower, made himself comfortable on the sofa, holding a cup of tea. “I warned you…”
Nino frowned. Yes… he had been warned but that didn’t actually mean that Satoshi should have let him sleep after their, admittedly, super intensive session on the floor.
“You’re cruel!” he shouted as he tried to stand up. “You’ll come begging me and I will refuse it! We’ll see it then!” Nino added, satisfied with himself and headed to the bathroom.
The moment his hand grabbed the door handle though, he heard what he wished the least.
“I’m sorry babe but it’s you who’s the sex addict not me. You were the one who attacked me as soon as I entered the apartment… remember?” Satoshi was speaking all bossy… again!
Nino’s grip on the handle became so tight that the knuckles on his hand turned white. Nino you must stay strong… you’re trained to control your emotions… you can do it… It was only with Satoshi that needed to take a couple of deep breaths in order to calm down. That man knew how to pull the right strings. He hated and loved it in the same time.
***
Bzzz bzzz bzzz
Shit… what now? “Just a moment Toshi… you don’t have to play pause…I’ve seen this movie again” he stormed out of the living room and closed himself in the bedroom.
“What?” he asked as low as possible.
“Why are you whispering?”
Nino chuckled softly. “Why do you think Aibaka?! I’m at home… Can you tell me what this is about?”
“Boss… he wants you to be the one in charge of the next mission”
Nino was rubbing his forehead. Impossible… “But I’m on vacation…”
“Boss said that’s you who’s the most suitable for the job and he did mention that your payment will be the double from usual”
Nino thought about it once more. “Double?!”
“Yes! Please Nino… you have to be here tomorrow morning by 8 o’ clock. I’ll be in trouble if you don’t come…”
“Got it… got it! So stop whining Aibaka!”
“Don’t call me Aib-” Nino hang up the phone smirking. If it’s double… then it changes…
“Baby who was it?” Satoshi asked casually from the sofa.
Nino walked towards him smiling and curled up next to his husband. “Katayama… the sales manager. It seems like there’s a special electronics expo for professionals and they want me to go as the most suitable…”
Satoshi looked at him obviously disappointed. “That means that you will have to leave? But I just came…”
Nino roosted in Satoshi’s arms. “But they will pay me double… I can’t turn it down baby… You are the same enthusiastic over your job, aren’t you?”
Satoshi didn’t say anything.
Nino pecked his lips. “Now let’s watch the movie and relax! Ok?!”
I’m sorry that I lie to you baby… but I can’t quit… if I do most probably they will kill me…
***
“Your next target is another assassin. He’s in the field longer than you so you have to be careful not to get caught. He’s said to be a genius, despite his looks!” Matsumoto Jun, his boss, was explaining to him all the necessary information.
Nino was already typing everything on his computer. Yes… he was a professional assassin… though he preferred to use the term agent… who would always kill, fast and painlessly. He didn’t care who the target was. All he wanted was to have the job done.
“And why is he the target?” Nino asked curious.
“You remember the Yamaguchi case three months ago?”
“Yes?!” Nino replied frowning.
“He was the one behind the minister’s wife’s manipulation that made our whole plan go in vain in the end… But the game isn’t over yet. Yamaguchi isn’t dead. We mustn’t repeat the same mistake. You have to lure him and after you get access to all the necessary information you kill him. Look at the screen please”
Nino did as his boss said just to freeze.
Name: Ohno Satoshi
Age: 34 years old
Height: 166 cm
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
“Here’s the folder with all the details of his life till now. You have a month! Fail is not an option Ninomiya!” Matsumoto said before leaving Nino alone in the main operation room.
Nino kept staring at the screen blankly. Oh-no Sa-to-shi… What… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
TO BE CONTINUED...
A.N. Once again my waifu Otanjoubi Omedetou!!! <3
Minna ^_^ I didn't expect to write this one but anyway the idea came and I really enjoy it! I hope you'll like it! As for the length... It somehow depends on you... if you like it or not... :P
Comments are always <333!
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