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Title: Mr. and Mrs. Ohmiya (drabble series - <1000 words)
Author: Andy-chan (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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antimiya88)Pairing: Ohmiya
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Crack (slightly) - I don't know... *pouts* (I would say the usual adorkable playful Ohmiya) :P
Rating: R
Summary: Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi are married and deeply in love. What they don't know is that they both are professional assassins and that the latest mission given to them is to kill each other. Will they be able to fulfill their mission or not? And if not, where could that lead?
Disclaimer: Oh-chan belongs to his Kazu and Kazu to his Oh-chan
For my beloved waifu shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3
shoyuko_audris! Love you bb! <3A. N. I decided to post next part today for two reasons: 1) Happy New Chinese Year to everyone! 2) Finally the problem I had with my eye is better now!
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Part 4
“Are you ok? You seem a little… red…”
Satoshi was trying desperately to muffle his moans as that wicked tongue kept brushing the tip over and over again. He knew when and how much to suck, to lick, to bite. Satoshi’s mind was ready to explode. If he wasn’t trained that dinner would already be a fiasco.
Satoshi couldn’t even get to think that Nino had just caught him there with that man. He could always pretend that it was business – well it was but Nino didn’t know that –and things would now turn against him.
“Shit…” he muttered as Nino’s hands came to play with his balls to completion.
“Did you say anything Naruse-san?” Yamaguchi asked him frowning.
Shit! He called me Naruse… How… What can I say now?! “I’m fine… I guess I drank the… huh… wine toooo fast…”
He was getting closer and closer to release. All he needed was a few more hard sucks. He closed his eyes and waited. After a few seconds he frowned. The warmness around his member was lost. He moved the table cloth and saw no one underneath. When did he?!
Nino… you just didn’t leave me like that?! He couldn’t believe that he was left in a restaurant with a painful erection that looked like the torch of the Statue of Liberty.
He saw his phone vibrate. It was a message from him.
From: my very own powerhouse
Did you like my gift… Naruse-san?
***
Nino looked happily at his phone screen. “I didn’t expect anything less from you my beautiful self!”
Not only did he manage not to get caught but also to ruin the other’s time with Yamaguchi with an extra bonus: to have the upper hand with Satoshi.
He headed to his office. His boss compromised with nothing less than an immediate live report.
He entered the elevator along with Matsumoto who lit up a cigarette.
“I thought smoking is forbidden…”
“Keep your smarts for you Ninomiya. I’m not in the mood…”
“And when are you?!” Nino mumbled to himself.
“Ninomiya! Anyway… Tell me how it went with Yamaguchi. Did he fall into the trap?”
“Everything was going well sir when…”
Matsumoto raised an eyebrow. “When?!”
“When this Ohno made his appearance…” Nino knew there was no point in hiding it. “But…” he added fast seeing the other’s face getting too red because of fury. “I managed to get away without being caught. I can also guarantee that whatever he was trying to achieve with Yamaguchi, he couldn’t succeed in the end”
Matsumoto cursed. “We have to get with the plan the sooner the possible. This Ohno… you saw… He is dangerous. But we HAVE to get this!”
“Is it about Sakurai Sho sir?” Nino asked reluctantly as the elevator door opened.
“Your job is to execute… not to ask Ninomiya… You do realize that you have three weeks to finish him off”
Nino gulped. “I know that sir”
“Well then I’d suggest you come up with a plan fast… If Sakurai gets the case you’re out of the map!” Matsumoto hissed and locked himself in his office.
Nino sighed. He knew he was in deep shit.
“I wonder why there’s so much hatred between them…” Nino turned around and saw a pouting Masaki. “Aibaka… Tell me that you don’t know?!” he said, his smirking face coming back.
“Know what?!”
“They were lovers… but they ended up breaking up almost killing each other. It was then that they established their agencies. They had to prove who the real boss was!”
Masaki tilted his head, making Nino sigh. “Rumors have it that they had a serious problem” Nino went closer to Masaki and whispered “No one was willing to be the bottom…”
“Eeeeeehhhhhh?!”
“Stupid! Matsumoto is behind that door!” Nino grawled.
“Sorry but I just… I can’t believe there’s actually a person on this earth who wouldn’t like to be fucked by Sakurai Sho… he is just so… hot… I know I would…” Masaki kept speaking, obviously daydreaming about his object of fantasies.
“Trust me Aibaka… Everyone knows that… Now give me Yamaguchi’s program. I have a home you know?!”
***
“You remembered to come back home?” Ohno asked with his arms crossed in front of his chest. “I’ve been waiting for three hours like an idiot next to the door!”
“Why?! You missed me Naruse-san?” Nino said mockingly and pushed Satoshi aside to go into their bedroom.
“Th-… I can explain…” Nino could hear his husband following him.
“You can explain what exactly… that you decided to change path on your career and pursue one of a gigolo?!... That you were having dinner with that ugly, fat, middle-aged man?!... That you were flirting with him?!... That you were using another name?!... Or that you had put on the cologne that I bought you for your birthday?!”
“How did you end up there Nino?!” Satoshi asked, knowing that he couldn’t answer Nino’s questions.
“That’s your problem now huh?! Well let me tell you mister! I had my suspicions that that there were secrets… so I followed you and I was right! I wanted to punch you but… that cologne…” Nino came closer to Satoshi and whispered in his ear. “You know what it’s doing on me… and well I thought that that would be more affective for both of us…” his fingers were brushing his husband’s neck giving him shivers.
“But that’s it!” Nino pushed his husband to the door and threw his pillow in front of his feet. “From tonight, you sleep on the sofa!” he added and locked himself in the bathroom.
***
Satoshi was ready to leave the room cursing when he heard a vibration. Surprisingly, it wasn’t coming from Nino’s phone which was thrown on the bed but from his jacket. That’s weird… Satoshi carefully searched its pockets and found another one. There was a message.
From: Idiot #14
Yamada-san are you alright?
You didn’t come back last night… I got worried…
Satoshi frowned. Immediately, he called the number.
“Yamada-san?” Satoshi’s eyes bulged. “Hello?! Yamada-san?”
YAMAGUCHI?!
TO BE CONTINUED…
A.N. Here's another update! ^__^ This time it was super fast ne?! I got super happy because finally i'm feeling better with my eye after having gone to the hospital last night... sometimes life sucks... *sighs* I do believe that this part was more 'amuzing' than the previous one: Nino being a total brat (how could he not be?!), we learned some things about Sakumoto (but as you can all see it's not the end *giggles*) aaaaaand Satoshi just found out Nino's real identity!!! Sasuga from riidaa ne?! Things are now getting interesting!
Anyway I do hope you enjoyed it and comments are as always <333!!!
See you soon! :D
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relieved
relievedCurrent Music: Arashi - 5x10
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